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Privacy Statement

If you sign up for our email list, we’ll put you on our list of consumers consenting to be contacted for marketing purposes (until you cancel your subscription, or your email bounces, or we decide that you’re not worthy of finding out about new shirts because your email address is something stupid like nofatchicksunlessimdrunkhaha@aol.com). We will never sell or rent your email address to anyone. EVER. We won’t even let a non-affiliated person hang out in the room where your email address is. We take your right to privacy very seriously. (Keep in mind that you’re not bound by the same rules. In fact, it’s OK if you constantly give out our web and email address to everyone within earshot. If you tattoo across your face, we’ll give you a discount on all future purchases.)

For each visitor to our Web page (including you, unless we’re fundamentally underestimating the power of the web), our Web server automatically recognizes certain non-identifying demographic information. We collect aggregate information on what pages consumers access or visit, user specific information on what pages consumers access or visit, the e-mail address of those who communicate with us via e-mail, and information volunteered by the consumer, such as emails that tell us that we’re awesome/retarded.

The information we collect is used to improve the content of our Web site, or used for internal review and is then discarded.

If you have received email from us, and do not want to receive e-mail from us in the future, you may click on the unsubscribe link in the email and you will be removed from the list.

Terms of Use Statement

From our lawyers:

You understand and agree that the owners of this site shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential or exemplary damages, including but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, intangible losses (even if the owners of this site have been advised of the possibility of such damages), resulting from the use or the inability to use the product(s) and or service(s) or any misuse of the product(s) and or service(s) in a manner not in accordance with their intended use.

From us:

Go ahead and do whatever the hell you want with your shirt(s). Just don’t blame us if you do something stupid while wearing it (them).

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