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Go Local Sports Team!
 The ultimate shirt for fair-weather fans, because if your team loses you can claim that you were rooting for the other guys all along, anyway. This would make a perfect gift to your shy friend that isn't that into following athletic competitions, but still wants to bond with the group. You know, the one that walks in while you and your other friends are watching a football game, and hesitantly asks "Hey, who's winning?" And your other friend scratches his head and says, "Um… sports!" Actually, they could both use one of these shirts.
CURRENT SALE: Buy 3, get 1 free
If your shopping cart has 4 or more shirts in it at the time of checkout,
the 4th (& 8th, etc.) shirt will be free!
(you will see the discount when shipping is calculated)
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# of shirts
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Shipping
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1-4
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$4
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5+
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FREE
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120% Guarantee:
The most common reasons include, but are not limited to:
- spouse didn't like it
- meds wore off
- sense of humor dramatically altered through hipnosis
- it caught fire when you accidentally spilled lighter fluid on it while playing with matches and saying to your friends "Check this out"
- astrologer recommends that you limit yourself to clown outfits
- only ordered the shirt because you heard it was shipped in a pretty box; box wasn't pretty
- etc.
If you are unsatisfied with your shirt for any reason then simply send the used shirt back to us within 180 days (six months) of the date of your purchase and we'll refund 120% of your money. That's right. We'll give you back more than what you paid us. That's how awesome this company is.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.