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GOTHS: Synchronized Nonconformity
 What does it mean to be Goth? There are lots of theories out there, and if you consider yourself Goth, then chances are you disagree with most of them. The truth is, Goth means different things to different people. For some, it’s wearing black for superficial shock value; for others, a deep and reflective spiritual journey. This shirt pays tribute to all of us brave enough to wear black clothing, chains, latex, and trenchcoats to make the statement: I am an individual! I am different! ...just like all my friends.
CURRENT SALE: Buy 3, get 1 free
If your shopping cart has 4 or more shirts in it at the time of checkout,
the 4th (& 8th, etc.) shirt will be free!
(you will see the discount when shipping is calculated)
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1-4
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$4
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FREE
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120% Guarantee:
The most common reasons include, but are not limited to:
- spouse didn't like it
- meds wore off
- sense of humor dramatically altered through hipnosis
- it caught fire when you accidentally spilled lighter fluid on it while playing with matches and saying to your friends "Check this out"
- astrologer recommends that you limit yourself to clown outfits
- only ordered the shirt because you heard it was shipped in a pretty box; box wasn't pretty
- etc.
If you are unsatisfied with your shirt for any reason then simply send the used shirt back to us within 180 days (six months) of the date of your purchase and we'll refund 120% of your money. That's right. We'll give you back more than what you paid us. That's how awesome this company is.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.