Inteligint Designe (Intelligent Design)

Inteligint Designe (Intelligent Design)

Intelligently Designed Man
Inteligint Designe
EXPLANATION

This shirt shows that you have strong enough faith to support Intelligent Design, because, let's face it, "evolution" is only a theory.

Yep! That's right.

Just a sound, scientifically rigorous theory solidly supported by facts and evidence gathered during over 150 years of meticulous research and testing in biology, anthropology, geology, medicine, oceanography, paleontology, botany, genetics, molecular biology, computer modeling, and just about every other branch of so-called "Science."

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