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Jihad for Jesus!
 This site is not suggesting that the Global War on Terror is a front for spreading western Christianity to Afghanistan, Iraq, and the rest of the middle east. (Reminder to our heroes overseas: any SmartTorso order shipping to an APO or FPO address will automatically recieve $5 off. Thanks for your service. Just don't wear this shirt in formation, unless you have enormous balls and can get away with it.)
CURRENT SALE: Buy 3, get 1 free
If your shopping cart has 4 or more shirts in it at the time of checkout,
the 4th (& 8th, etc.) shirt will be free!
(you will see the discount when shipping is calculated)
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# of shirts
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Shipping
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1-4
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$4
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5+
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FREE
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120% Guarantee:
The most common reasons include, but are not limited to:
- spouse didn't like it
- meds wore off
- sense of humor dramatically altered through hipnosis
- it caught fire when you accidentally spilled lighter fluid on it while playing with matches and saying to your friends "Check this out"
- astrologer recommends that you limit yourself to clown outfits
- only ordered the shirt because you heard it was shipped in a pretty box; box wasn't pretty
- etc.
If you are unsatisfied with your shirt for any reason then simply send the used shirt back to us within 180 days (six months) of the date of your purchase and we'll refund 120% of your money. That's right. We'll give you back more than what you paid us. That's how awesome this company is.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.