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"Train Train Say Train Tool" Tongue Twister Tee
(Although if you're a lady you might be used to this)  When you wear this shirt, your friends will stare at your chest, but they will probably try to be politely inconspicuous as they puzzle this out. Eventually they will ask you what on earth this means. This shirt has a clever tongue twister on it. We know you're home at your computer, but if you try reading this silently to yourself it won't make sense. At least move your lips and whisper as you: - Read from left to right ("Train Train Say Train...")
- Read the right column UP
- Read the left column UP
If you can do the whole thing in under 15 seconds without missing any TRAINs, you have a superior tongue, my friend. And a good sense of humor.
CURRENT SALE: Buy 3, get 1 free
If your shopping cart has 4 or more shirts in it at the time of checkout,
the 4th (& 8th, etc.) shirt will be free!
(you will see the discount when shipping is calculated)
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# of shirts
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Shipping
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1-4
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$4
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5+
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FREE
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120% Guarantee:
The most common reasons include, but are not limited to:
- spouse didn't like it
- meds wore off
- sense of humor dramatically altered through hipnosis
- it caught fire when you accidentally spilled lighter fluid on it while playing with matches and saying to your friends "Check this out"
- astrologer recommends that you limit yourself to clown outfits
- only ordered the shirt because you heard it was shipped in a pretty box; box wasn't pretty
- etc.
If you are unsatisfied with your shirt for any reason then simply send the used shirt back to us within 180 days (six months) of the date of your purchase and we'll refund 120% of your money. That's right. We'll give you back more than what you paid us. That's how awesome this company is.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.