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The United Nations (Actual results may vary)
 Fun UN fact: When the United Nations General Assembly votes on important questions, a two-thirds majority of those present and voting is required. Each member country has one vote. Conceivably, the one state, one vote power structure could enable states comprising just eight percent of the world population to pass a resolution by a two-thirds vote. But since UN resolutions are not binding, the remaining ninety-two percent of the world could just do whatever they want anyway.
CURRENT SALE: Buy 3, get 1 free
If your shopping cart has 4 or more shirts in it at the time of checkout,
the 4th (& 8th, etc.) shirt will be free!
(you will see the discount when shipping is calculated)
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120% Guarantee:
The most common reasons include, but are not limited to:
- spouse didn't like it
- meds wore off
- sense of humor dramatically altered through hipnosis
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- only ordered the shirt because you heard it was shipped in a pretty box; box wasn't pretty
- etc.
If you are unsatisfied with your shirt for any reason then simply send the used shirt back to us within 180 days (six months) of the date of your purchase and we'll refund 120% of your money. That's right. We'll give you back more than what you paid us. That's how awesome this company is.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.