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Shipping Rates and PoliciesWe ship First-Class Mail / Priority Mail. Shipping charges are as follows:
Return Policy:
We’re very confident in the quality of our product. But if
for any reason you are unsatisfied (It didn’t fit, not enough friends got the
joke, you got a bad reading from your astrologer, meds wore off, etc.) send the
shirt back to us within 90 days and get a 120% no-hassle refund!
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What Smart People On The Internet Are Saying About Us... The Shirts:To our Heroes overseas:
* This statement may not apply to pogues, FOBbits, or staff officers. Sure your jobs are thankless, but not tough. Now go file something while the grunts do all the hard work.
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SmartTorso thanks you for your service. All shirts shipping to an APO/FPO address will AUTOMATICALLY get $5 off. You have a tough job*, and we sincerely thank you for being un-f***ing-believably awesome at it.